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P.U.S.H
September 19, 2009 — MitchYo this is what happened:
Yo I woke up late it was like 10 in the mornin’
I was still half asleep and sleepy eyed, still yawnin’
I checked my voice mail to see who’d been callin’
I turned on my computer
Check my email logged on it
Junk mail, junk mail dog-gone-it
Everybody just tryin to sell me they product
But there was one email that just caught my optic
It said sucidal, took the mouse and clicked on it
She said ” Dear KJ you don’t know who I am,
You probably don’t care cause im just another fan.
I doubt you ever read this, now but if ya can
Sometimes I slash my wrists and even cut my hands
And I feel all alone like nobody understands
And I’m gonna end it tonight I got the whole thing planned
Pop pills, leave a note on my night stand
Signed sincerely, Your Number 1 fan
[Chorus:]
Can someone now please help me
Will someone now just please help me
Can someone now please help me
Will someone now just please help me
[Verse 2:]
My heart is poundin as I start to type back
Why do you feel this way do you mind if I ask?
Whats the source and the cause of the pain that you have
How did you get this way, is it something from the past
God cares about you, I hope you understand that
Please don’t end your life, I beg ya please write back
I finished typin’, I sent the email quite fast
I bowed my head and prayed with all the strength that I had
She said “Man KJ I didn’t even know you would write me.
Let me explain why noone could ever like me
It all started when my father used to strike me
Raped and confused every since 1990
He’s gone now but I can’t put it all behind me
I tried to run away but my pain would always find me
Is God really the one who can help me (yes He is)
Signed tonight your Number 1 Fan
[Chorus]
[Verse 3:]
Dear number one fan I gotta lot to tell you
But with the email there is only so much I can help you
See I know a Father who could never ever fail you
He’ll give you a love when nobody ever cared to
I know you might feel like everybody hates you
And you feel like you got noone you can relate to
But death feels like the best place to escape to
But thats a lie that Satan, he just wants to tell you
I’m sorry that you were abused, your father raped you
But you gotta get some help cause nobody can make you
I know its hard to face but God will give you the strength to
I know you gots a lot of things you gotta work through
But with this help I know that you can break through
I seen it myself all the times He came through
Tell me what you think of what I sent you
I’ll be prayin’, Sincerely KJ-52
[Chorus]
[Verse 4:]
Yo, I’d be pretending if I said this story had a happy endin
But after that night I never heard from her again
That night I tossed and turned lyin on my bed en
Cryin and prayin with these thoughts runnin through my head en
Did she do it, take her life, or wind up dead en
Or did she not choose it, just listened to what I said en
Maybe she never got the last one I was sendin
Was it my fault was it something I shoulda mentioned
Every mornin I would just check my email
Checkin for any detail, hopin an prayin that shes well
My emails came back sayin that they’d failed
No such address for Number1Fan@hotmail
Days turned to weeks and weeks turned to months en
Time would pass and I just heard nuthin
No letter no email no not even just somethin
What happened to my Number 1 fan I’m still wonderin
[Chorus]
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September 2, 2009 — MitchTech Reviews
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Dumb things girls do on the internet!
August 29, 2009 — MitchTake pictures like these:
Write things like:
– //I <33 you so muchh. We reallyy needdd to hang out soonn <333
or:
–* // phonee on fridayy <333
or:
—- Tannerr is superr amazinnggggg <33
or:
//–Sarah Isabel Night ♥
It’s just freaking annoying! The things that girls do the most though is… MIRROR PICTURES!!!!
Honestly, someone needs to teach these girls how to type! They type like //—- Isntt thiss annoying <333 ??
The girls who do this are…..
SLUTS!
iPhone 3GS
August 27, 2009 — MitchiPhone 3GS’ Exploding!
By: Mitchell Johnson
iPhones and iPods have been reportedly exploding in Europe. Now, the vast majority of iPhone 3GS users love their new phones, but none of them expecting them to explode.
People are thinking that the cause of the iPhone 3GS’ exploding, is the new battery that Apple installed in the latest iPhone. These new batteries are causing the iPhones to overheat, thus leading them to explode.
Now that we are talking about the new iPhone battery, a lot of the users are complaining that the 3GS battery is extremely short.
Apple claimed at the Worldwide Developers Conference, that the new iPhones would deliver about 9 hours of battery while using Wi-Fi, 10 hours of continuous video playback and 30 hours of music playback on a single charge, about a 30 percent upgrade from the iPhone 3G. However, this is not the case for some iPhone users.
A few of them have claimed they’ve only gotten 4 hours of music playback. I don’t know if this is true, because I reach about 24 hours music playback on the 3GS.
If anyone isn’t getting what they want from their iPhone, I recommend buying Mophie iPhone battery pack. They’re handy to have in your pocket, just in case you need some extra juice.
-Mitchell Johnson
I am watching TV
August 24, 2009 — MitchSo right now, I am watching this special on TV about exorcism! It is pretty intense. There is this priest from the Vatican, and is he is talking about how he cures all these demon possessed people. He is saying that he sometimes performs exorcisms over the phone. How is that even possible? Are you telling the demons to leave the person alone or you will prank call them? I don’t know. I don’t like to prank call. What am I talking about? This doesn’t make sense. I have to go. My refrigerator is running, I better go catch it!
-Mitch 
